Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
GUUURL DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO FUCKIN’ TOUCH ME
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent
Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?
no of course not don’t be ridiculous
i will have huge fairy wings
When my alarm goes off in the morning